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shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

(Source: chuskopan, via furbyqueen)

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9 hours ago

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via furbyqueen)

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9 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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(via sluttyteenwolf)

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1 day ago

marxism-leninismkills:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

this is a pokemon

(via sluttyteenwolf)

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1 day ago

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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(via doughnot)

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1 day ago

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall, via joshpeck)

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1 day ago

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 days ago

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via officialwhitegirls)

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2 days ago

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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(via twink-buffet)

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2 days ago
richardcreech:


MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via twink-buffet)

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2 days ago
assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ughitsjade)

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2 days ago
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