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nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via pizza)

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1 hour ago

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief, via pizza)

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1 hour ago
autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)

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Posted
6 days ago

jewishsanta:

i’ve never felt so close to a pokemon

(via moonwalksaway)

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6 days ago
nameandlastname:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

I feel like this is a start of a revolution.

nameandlastname:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

I feel like this is a start of a revolution.

(via eekitseunice)

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6 days ago

darrynek:

you like attention?  how dare you.  how dare anyone like being loved 

(Source: panerasexual, via moonwalksaway)

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6 days ago
katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via moonwalksaway)

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6 days ago

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women

(Source: folktier, via moonwalksaway)

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6 days ago

hellabarakat:

if you are a boy and you wear a sweater and put the sleeves over your hands fuck you and your adorableness

(via skater-kids)

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6 days ago

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via doughnot)

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6 days ago
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