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grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

(via urbancatfitters)

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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama, via madithechinesewarrior)

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via madithechinesewarrior)

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mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(Source: moringmark, via ruinedchildhood)

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oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

(via laughing-llama)

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via madithechinesewarrior)

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dutchster:

why is it so hard for me to just sit down and focus on what i- *googles puppies in halloween costumes*

(via laughing-llama)

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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(via joshpeck)

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